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Merry Christmas y'all! http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=12997945Not Gonna Sit On Santa's Lap No More Santa smelled like ganja and slo gin He had bloodshot eyes with a smirky grin He belched a Merry Christmas in my ear I think that this old Santa had too much cheer Then as i told him what was on my list He laughed,ho ho,now sonny don't you wish Then i'm pretty sure he groped me and i felt a rise Of perverted joy awakening between his thighs I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more He can shove his crappy presents right up his back door His suit is moth infested and i'm sure i was molested Now i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more I'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more My dad's gonna kick his fat azz that's for sure He whispered nasty getures so tell your brothers and your sisters No i'm not gonna sit on Santa's lap no more I don't believe in Santa Claus no more
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