Ditto, Scott. Loved the hook, the story and the musical treatment. Good job. What a slice of Americana. I love the yo de ho ho ho part in the chorus-that's catchy. The banjo and the sliding whatchamacallits are really cool.

"Grits is one of those country-boy words that is both singular and plural-like deer, elk and sheep. I think the singular is appropriate when there's a modifier that makes it clear one is talking about something specific. Like, 'Grits are good for you, but these here grits is tasty.'"~~Joe Wrabek