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Just for fun.. Wrote this a couple years back. The story is absolutely true and we have indeed been married 38 years and she still puts up with me. I actually had to write another song in order to make up for this one. She was pissed. But then, she got over it. http://www.chapmanjones.com/mp3/backside.mp3Alternative ... https://soundcloud.com/chapman-jones/the-backside-of-youThe Backside Of You My heart flys like a bird on the wing When I see your beautiful back side swing It's one of the worlds great natural wonders God knew what he was doing when he built that thing I'm thinkin' that I fell in love with you After you had that heart tattoo'd Right on the hump of your beautlful rump It beats like a drum with a rhythm so true I love you darlin I love you so true Your bottom has always been my silver moon I love you darling I'll never be blue As long as I'm with your backside and you As long as I'm with your backside and you In my time i've seen a lot of rear ends But your's is the only one I'll defend I'll fight to the death and with my last dyin' breath These are the words to you I will send I love you darlin I love you so true Your bottom has always been my silver moon I love you darling I love you so true I'll miss your sweet cheeks, I bid them adiue You know I feel just like a millionaire Cause I'm the one that loves your derrière Though I might be broke my love's no joke Darling I'd pay to walk with you anywhere Now some may think that I'm being trite But baby I Iove your celulite It's brings me a shiver to watch you quiver I know everything in my world is alright I love you darlin I love you so true Your bottom has always been my silver moon I love you darling I'll never be blue As long as I'm with your backside and you As long as I'm with your backside and you ******* Chap
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Chap, man I can't never get your link to work? :((( scotty
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