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I would say I don't know where this came from but that's not true. I saw a pair of 250+ pounders come into a bar one night wearing jeans they had to have put on laying down with lots of baby powder to slide into them, then went to a buffet and got their money's worth before coming to the bar. The thought of what would happen when that top button was released put the fear of God into me. It has been waiting to be written for a while.
Explodin' Jeans
I used to go out to the bars To find a little action But I was very picky And found little satisfaction It wasn't about beauty Just the form that they came in To put it in a simple way I really like 'em thin
I found one the other night That really fit the bill Not only was she dead hot but She had looks to kill She looked me up and down With a come on in her eyes I took her invitation She really was a prize
When I got her home I couldn't wait to see All of the delights There in front of me There is no explanation For this thing that I see When I popped the top button They were explodin' jeans
Turnaround 4 bars
Her bottom didn't match her top It really was a shame Her genes had done her dirty Only them to blame But I am a gentleman I did my very best Not to show my feelin's It put me to the test
When I got her home I couldn't wait to see All of the delights There in front of me There is no explanation For this thing that I see When I popped the top button They were explodin' jeans
The moral to this story is you never really know How it all will end till you see what's below
Instrumental break 8 bars
When I got her home I couldn't wait to see All of the delights There in front of me There is no explanation For this thing that I see When I popped the top button They were explodin' jeans
Copyright 12/2019 John W Selleck BMI
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Beautiful! I loved it and so funny!
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Hi CT, Thank You. Glad you like it. I wrote another along these lines quite a few years ago called 2 stool woman. And no, not bathroom stools. here's a link. https://www.soundclick.com/music/songInfo.cfm?songID=6036911
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One thing I get out of this one is contradictory in that you mention that you like 'em thin and then the woman busts her jeans. Was this meant to be when you made an exception to your own rule and took a 250# woman home and this was the result?
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Hi Brain, Thanks for the visit, and no, not a 250+ #'r. He found one that looked great till he got her home opened the top button and all the extra flesh exploded out. Hence her bottom not matching her top.
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