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#1167130 - 07/29/20 10:08 PM limericks  
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There once was a man from trump tower
Who was totally under vlads power
Vlads bounties on our soldiers
Don only shrugged sholders
Fearing vlads tapes of golden showers



stone gave nixon and trump real high ratings
he loved all their lies and their hating
finally his pale tattooed skin
hung in the room Nixon's in
Satan's matched set was well worth the waiting


Donnie and Vlad have honeymoon bliss
Donnie loves Vlad, as he blows him a kiss
in response to this seduction
Don did a troop reduction
top item on Vlads honey do list


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#1167143 - 07/30/20 02:02 AM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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Sounds like a good sing-a-long for the peaceful protests in Minnesota and Oregon.

Last edited by John W. Selleck; 07/30/20 04:15 AM.

Have a goodun,

John W. Selleck BMI Songwriter
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#1167181 - 07/30/20 09:23 PM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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Thanks John.


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#1167197 - 07/31/20 04:25 PM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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They're good for a laugh, Moose, but the meter isn't really that of a limerick

A pedantic old git, name of Gavin
Said that's too many beats that you have in
Those lines in the middle
Da dum diddy diddle
Six beats at the most, never seven

#1167220 - 08/01/20 06:29 PM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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Hi Moosesong:

Gavin knows! He's nearly as old as me... but I'm ahead of him in the ugly department! When I was a freshman, Limericks were very much in-vogue. (You can imagine how "naughty" some were... but I doubt if they would raise an eyebrow today!) You've taken a political direction with this one and I respect your premise. Perhaps you've found a "niche" market!

Best of luck with your creativity.

----Dave

#1167222 - 08/01/20 06:50 PM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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I used to write limericks as a little kid. My grandfather gave me a book to write them in and I went through a phase of churning them out like crazy. I've lost that book, which is probably just as well, as I'm sure they were awful. Moose's on the other hand are pretty clever. They made me chuckle.

#1167475 - 08/08/20 04:39 PM Re: limericks [Re: Moosesong]  
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I love it Moose and so appropriate. Love the posts and Gavins insight into limericks. Hopefully we can boot this president like bad lyrics.


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