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FFFING DIANE. rewrite V She's a real nice girl but got a foul mouth lives in the north but raised in the south Every word she speaks ain't telling no lies need to nudge her so she'll apologise C Everyone calls her Fffing Diane know this is sexist but she swears like a man She even fff's when she talks in her sleep when she turns out the lights she's counting Fffing sheep Can only guess when the swearing first began but everyone seems to know Fffing Diane v We got married in the chapel this year poor preacher had to cover his ears Can still see mom fainting in the pews to hear "Do you take this man? Yes i fffing do!
B Some say her granny was to blame for her fffing outbursts as she came into the world granny started fffing at the nurse
C Everyone calls her Fffing Diane I know this is sexist but she swears like a man She even Fffing when she talks in her sleep when she turns out the lights she's counting Fffing sheep Can only guess when the swearing first began but everyone seems to know Fffing Diane v We went to the doctors to get some advice when kids come along fffing won't be nice He called in an expert results were slow basically he responded, *&%$"* if I know!
c Everyone calls her Fffing Diane I know this is sexist but she swears like a man She even fff's when she talks in her sleep when she turns out the lights she's counting fffing sheep Can only guess when the swearing first began but everyone seems to know Fffing Diane
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A rewrite on this one John
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That could be fun at the Ffffing pub. You'd best gauge the crowd each time though. Some may be offended.
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It went well at a party with a few friends and a beer or three Gary. That's about as far as I'd go, but yes you're right. Thanks for your comments and read John .
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Love this! Made me laugh. We need more songs like this.
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Can probably quible some with smaller words, but the fun shows through. And it's an original idea (I think)
Did wonder how you knew she swears in her sleep, so that was a bit of cool suspense...
Overall a good write IMO
If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop
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