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by Gary E. Andrews - 04/15/24 07:08 PM
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by Gary E. Andrews - 04/05/24 01:49 PM
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Well, even though most of you voted for Mike Caro, he didn't fill out the questionnaire, so we have to award JPF Sexiest Man to MARK KAUFMAN!!! To be honest, the contest was fixed from the beginning, Kaufman was going to win anyway, but we DO appreciate everyone's participation and we want you to know that you're ALL sexy and wonderful and WE LOVE YOU ALL!!! *places tiara on Mark's head and hands him a bouquet of roses* Mark, don't forget to do the "queen wave" as you walk the runway. Since Mark is married, his family will also be coming to the Bahamas. We girls can all hang out on the beach and drink Maui Thais while Mark acts all gay in his hotel room. Come evening, we'll let Mark and his wife have some quality time while we put enough make up on his daughters so they look 21, then we'll take them to a dance club so they can pick up some "mancubs" for Glyn and me to play with!  Mark, we hope your credit card has a pretty high limit on it. At least one of us runs up a pretty hefty bar tab at times! 
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Oh, well. I guess I can put the cranberries in the cookies.<g> Congratulations, Mark. And I agree with all that nice stuff that got said about you.
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Well, I am glad it is finally over (disappointed as I am in the results). While Kaufman is no doubt a solid contender, the following photos from the Bahamas should establish without a doubt that I am a self-proclaimed expert in such matters and should obviously be included as at least a tour guide or adviser. Note that I also speak the language. I will waive my fee and attend as a courtesy to you and all you will have to do is cover my expenses. Looking forward to joining you and assisting with the removal of your tan lines. ![[Linked Image]](http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee244/Mandalay0044/Mandalay/Colininaction.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee244/Mandalay0044/Mandalay/ColinWarderickWellscropped.jpg)
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ha !! Congrats Mark  I have to say that when I first saw the above picture I thought it was Larry David lol ^^^^
Work for hire Producer. I will also produce and master any old/new work tapes up to demo standards. :-) Just PM or email: Email -- mork1976@gmail.com
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I would have given first runner-up to Colin, second runner-up to Mackie, third runner-up to Big Jim Merrilees and Miss congeniality to Stan. I'm not changing my opinion no matter how much Roy Cooper bugs me. ^ - ^
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Wisdom is not in words; wisdom is the meaning in words
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Hey, Congrats MARK...& Thanks for the New Title, Bro Rod...(It beat's bein' "Mr #38" by a Longshot!!!) (Maybe I get to toss a Lyric Sheet over my shoulder...or Somethin' Neat?)
(I'm still lobbyin' for Brian, Joe & Calvin to get their Much-Deserved Somekinda Titles, too!)
Off to do a Victory Lap!
Many Thanks! Best Wishes/Big Guy-Hug/& a SALUTE to Glyn & Polly for the Funnest Competition EVER...(So-Far)...at JPF!!!!
(Lordy AM I EVER Feelin' CONGENIAL Tonight!)
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B U T I L O V E S T A N....AT LEAST YOU WERE ON MY LIST...........YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THERE AS MR 38 but what a MR 38 ...thanks for joining in on our fun....this was a good one..glyn
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Well, even though most of you voted for Mike Caro, he didn't fill out the questionnaire There you have JPF in a nutshell!  Ask for the price of beans and you get told that bananas are yellow.... 
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Well, to tell the truth, I feel ALL YOU GUYS ARE WINNERS AND I love each of you, I'm so happy I came to JPF's and even though i've not met any of you, I feel close to you and feel I do know you...so here we are...
In my book YOU ALL ARE WINNERS
EACH OF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL UNIQUE QUALITY THAT MAKES ME LOVE YOU ALL.......HOW CAN I NOT??
ALL THE GUYS ON JPF'S ARE EACH A WINNER AND THERE IS NO OTHER SITE LIKE THIS ONE.....I'M PROUD TO BE A JPF'ER....LOL GLYN
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And Colin you should stand proud...you're a good looking man, glyn
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I would have given first runner-up to Colin, second runner-up to Mackie, third runner-up to Big Jim Merrilees and Miss congeniality to Stan. I'm not changing my opinion no matter how much Roy Cooper bugs me. ^ - ^
Rod That's ok Rod. I want my $5 back please...
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OMG! OMG! I WON!! OMG!! ![[Linked Image]](http://backseatcuddler.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/kumarimugshot11.jpg)
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!@#$%^&*()_+~!!! Dangnabit Polly, how on earth will you be able to have the tiara sit pretty on Mark's hair now??!! Houston, we have a problem! 
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I've got a picture of myself in a Police Uniform,HOT  , LOL. Well that is the next stage. Each contestant will be required to pose: a) in uniform b) in a swimsuit c) in evening dress d) naked, but with strategically placed fruit  I can see a range of 2011 JPF calendars rolling off the presses right now I can comply with a) ![[Linked Image]](http://miltenbergers.us/pics/sailortime.jpg) And Congrats to Mark. It's something to be cherished for sure, and I'm sure will be for a life time......
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Don' WORRY gang, I have hair gel, hair spray, sissors, rubber bands, and makeup to whip Mark in shape...wahhhhhhhh glyn
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Mark Kaufman is quite possibly the FUNNIEST person on the planet!!! I lost it when I saw his post from today at 10:43 a.m. Where does he COME UP with this stuff??? BTW Mark, that song reminds me of the Stray Cats.
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Well, even though most of you voted for Mike Caro, he didn't fill out the questionnaire, so we have to award JPF Sexiest Man to MARK KAUFMAN!!! To be honest, the contest was fixed from the beginning, Kaufman was going to win anyway, but we DO appreciate everyone's participation and we want you to know that you're ALL sexy and wonderful and WE LOVE YOU ALL!!! *places tiara on Mark's head and hands him a bouquet of roses* Mark, don't forget to do the "queen wave" as you walk the runway.
Sorry I Haven't had a chance to participate lately I'm down in a big way. I see this is a very nutty thread, sorry I missed the fun (I guess lol) Thanks to everyone who voted for me and congrats to Mark. And Special thanks to Glynda!! Q- How do you know your sexy? A- When the sexiest person winner votes for you! lol Thanks buddy there's a free demo enhancement in this for you down the road. Q- How do you know your gay? A- When you offer some guy a free enhancement! LOL
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