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Wendy Woo
by Gary E. Andrews - 08/22/26 12:36 AM
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John Eddy
by Gary E. Andrews - 08/21/26 03:25 PM
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SHINE
by Rob B. - 08/20/26 02:34 PM
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Joined: Aug 2006
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Yep... I went and did it. I re-wrote this classic from the male perspective. Not sure if it's been done but I had fun writing it.
"Santa Bro-dude" By David Gill 2013
(sung to tune of "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt)
Santa Bro-dude
Put a Beemer under the tree
for me
I've been a pretty good guy
Santa Bro-dude
hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-dude
a '69 Shelby GT too, dark blue
I'll wait up for you, man
Santa Bro-ham
please hurry down the chimney tonight
Think of all the fun I've skipped
Think of all the waitresses I .. over-tipped
Next year I could be just as cool
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Santa Bro-dude
A parking spot that doesn't cost .. a lot
I've been awesome all year
Santa Bro-dude
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-dude
Something else I want to pick. It's .. Season tickets
To my favorite team
Santa Bro-dude
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa Bro-ham
Fill my stocking with a rolex and checks
Sign them over to me
Santa Bro-ham
and hurry down the chimeny tonight
You can put under my Christmas tree
Mikita power tools and some spare batteries
You gotta know I believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Santa Bro-dude
Forgot about a gift for the wife
The ring.. I don't mean the movie
Santa Bro-dude
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Get your be-hind down here.... tonight!
Peace and Merry Christmas!!!
Dave
"Where there's a Gill, there's a way"
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