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Lot Long
by Gary E. Andrews - 11/10/26 11:20 AM
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Joined: Jun 2011
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LAST TIME I SAW ALICE
She was clearing tables in a greasy spoon
ass movin' in time to a Merle Haggard tune
Wanted to reach out and grab me a piece
but I'd got kinda attached to my front teeth
She had busy feet the diner was buzzin'
which she ran with Audrey a second cousin
Tried to catch her blue eyes i chanced a smile
looked at me knew what I was thinking all the while
She said,darlin'
Guys like you are a dime a dozen, I clean their tables every day
serve their coffee, ham and eggs,they think it'll always be that way
Go home to your wife and kids that little home shinning like a palace
here's your bill, don't forget the tip, the last time i saw Alice
She gave me a wink which put me at ease
wiggled her rear, turned laughed and teased
Darlin' be home late tonight been so busy
We've been married five years, this coming January
Just a little game we play, cause that's how we met
Guys like you are a dime a dozen, I clean their tables every day
serve their coffee, ham and eggs,they think it'll always be that way
Go home to your wife and kids that little home shinning like a palace
here's your bill, don't forget the tip, the last time i saw Alice
Last edited by Travis david; 09/03/14 07:37 AM.
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