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RT .23
by bennash - 05/17/26 03:00 PM
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The Blueberry Muffin Bandithttps://suno.com/s/nsn6PIzq4dxBWAkZ[Instrumental Intro] [Verse] Kitchen light at half past ten Should’ve gone to bed, but there I went Saw that tray sittin’ on the stove Blueberry magic, fresh and warm [Verse] I heard a voice say, “Take the small” But temptation echoed through the hall Then my hand reached out real slow Like a man who knew he oughta know [Pre-chorus] Deep inside, I knew the truth Greed looks silly in house shoes [Chorus] I’m the Blueberry Muffin Bandit Took the biggest one and ran with it Now I’m sittin’ here with crumbs on my chest And a guilty little ache where my heart should rest Oh, that muffin tasted mighty fine But guilt can rise like dough sometimes Every hungry soul will understand it You can’t outrun the Muffin Bandit [Break] [Verse] My wife walked in the morning light Counted muffins, somethin’ wasn’t right She looked at me, I looked away Suddenly interested in my coffee stains [Verse] She said, “Funny how the large one’s gone…” I hummed a weak defensive song Then Toby barked like he knew the score That little snitch wanted one more [Pre-chorus] Could’ve split it fair and square Now I’m haunted by baked goods everywhere [Chorus] I’m the Blueberry Muffin Bandit Took the biggest one and ran with it Now I’m sittin’ here with crumbs on my chest And a guilty little ache where my heart should rest Oh, that muffin tasted mighty fine But guilt can rise like dough sometimes Every hungry soul will understand it You can’t outrun the Muffin Bandit [Bridge] Maybe guilt’s a little sign That love matters all the time Not about the muffin that I stole Just remembering to think beyond myself sometimes [Interlude] [Final chorus] I’m the Blueberry Muffin Bandit But I’m changin’ — yes, I’ve planned it Next time I’ll leave the biggest one behind …Probably. Depends what kind. Oh, life is sweet and love’s gigantic Even for a breakfast-time romantic And every husband understands it Beware the rise of the Muffin Bandit [Outro] Great lyrics Rob! Made my wife laugh! Sandy said that "leaving the biggest one behind", will never happen. 
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