Yeah, that was a fun read! I live in Texas and you have hit it fairly well. (I do want to state that I don't claim to be Texan since the first 27 years of my life I lived in Kansas.) Here in Texas most people think Austin is the weird place. Very liberal compared to the ultra-conservative nature of most of the rest of the State. You are definitely right about the guns too. I don't care what gun laws are ever passed, you will never pry them from "the cold dead hands" of these ol' boys down here. Enjoyed reading it. --jeff