Did I forget to mention the clause in the contract that says "No Money Back Guaranteed"??? And the part that says each individual purchase obligates you to a binding contract to the notsoproblematicmagneticguitarpic record company where each song you create using our revolutionary guitar pics means you give up ownership of that song to us????
I also forgot to mention that all songs you create using the guitar pic you bought subjects the song to unending use by the world's worst boybands. I guess we might be giving Lou Pearlman a run for his money after all.....
So, the solution: We're driving you up the wall with our product. :-)