Y'know, after I posted the above, I did think of something that might turn into a Real Song. It'd have to be sung by a girl, though--a guy could *not* do this without creating a wrong impression. Same music, so the lyrics above would become dustbin material.

All I have at this point is a chorus:

Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink some green beer, and then you can chase away my snakes.

Have a good day, now.

Joe
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