Gawrsh, Mz Jeanne..what a Fun Challenge and JUST when I had a Half Hour t'Kill, too! Herewegoooo...

"WET" (C) 2007 by Yers Truly...

As I Look Back on My Fun-Filled Life
I Remember the Mayhem and Slips
I Remember the Aprils & Mays I Survived
I Remember The Spills & The Drips:

I Used to Be Shy and I Used to Hang-Back
'Was the Last-One-You'd-Pick for a Team
"Ask a Gal for A Date" was a Sure-Heart-Attack
'Til One Day I Crossed Over that Stream...(And I Got..)

(CHORUS)
WET
As Sure as There's Thunder
I Got WET
From My Head-to-My-Toes..
I Got WET
Like a Toilet-Bowl Plunger
I Got WET
Because That's How Life Goes!

Yeah, My Love-Life was Plugged-Up Becuzza The Fear
"What WOULD They Find WRONG With Me?"
There Were Plenty of Zits when I Looked in The Mirror
Rode a SCHWINN insteada Chevy...

But One Overcast Day when the Bus Dropped Us Off
(&) Us Kids Tiptoed Past Streams-n'-Pools
I Held an Umbrella & Sue Grabbed My Arm
As I Walked My First Gal Home-from-School (And I Got)

(DOUBLE CHORUS)
WET
As Sure as There's Thunder
I Got WET
From My Head-to-My-Toes
I Got WET
From That Spell I Was Under
I Got WET
When Sue Kissed My Nose...

I Got WET
While I Held That Umbrella
I Got WET
Watchin' Rainbows Collide
I Got WET
As We Both Reached her Doorstep
I Got WET
(But..I Sure Didn't MIND!--)

(C) 2007 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

Last edited by "TampaStan" Good; 04/27/07 01:04 AM.