What I saw driving from home to Washington DC

1. A women scratching her head and face while she made my sandwich
2. A young girl giving me the finger as she flew past my car talking on her cell phone.
3. Construction cones in the road reducing four lanes into one. No construction seen.
4. A confused cashier as I handed her more money than she originally typed into her register.
5. Several men walking wearing pants that were five sizes too big
6. A woman applying makeup as she sat at my green light.
7. A homeless man claiming he was Jesus.
8. A dead and very old raccoon
9. A 1968 Buick LeSabre
10. One of them there pink Mary Kay cars
11. A billboard with a 1-800 number for suicide prevention
12. A very large woman wearing dirty sweat pants with the word "juicy" across her back side.

Aah yes, life in a big city. Twas a very good day.

Iggy