I am sure there is no commercial viability in this one...but what the heck? I had fun writing this one while doing a little healthy venting. But I would appreciate any thoughts y'all have!

Mad Lil' White Girl
©2007 Melissa Michelle Evans

Verse I
When I came home later than I should have
She let me know it was gonna get bad
There was stuff scattered all over the place
She'd been on one hell of a rampage
It ain't good when her straight hair starts to curl
That's when you know she's one mad lil' white girl

Chorus
It don't matter that she's just five foot three
weighs a hundred pounds soaking wet
She ain't afraid to jump on me
That girl's fiesty and will tell me quick
She ain't puttin' up with my…woo hoo
She can be the sweetest thing in the wide world
Til she becomes one mad lil' white girl

Verse II
Said I was sorry; she wasn't hearin' it
She threw me a pillow and a blanket
Told me I was couchin' it for the night
I knew what was up; didn't try to fight
Cuz I was scared of what else might get hurled
I stand back when she's one mad lil' white girl

Chorus
It don't matter that she's just five foot three
weighs a hundred pounds soaking wet
She ain't afraid to jump on me
That girl's fiesty and will tell me quick
She ain't puttin' up with my…woo hoo
She can be the sweetest thing in the wide world
Til she becomes one mad lil' white girl

Bridge
Some men might call me a pansy
But I can deal with that
Cuz they don't know what it's like
To see my pint sized woman's wrath

Repeat Chorus

Last edited by Melissa Evans; 10/11/07 11:17 AM.