This was from a couple of years ago.
Hope nobody cares that I post it again, there was some talk of it on another thread, so for anyone who didn't read it before, here it is.
ps......Skip....thanks for the hook.
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The Last Camel Died Before Noon
words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 7, 2005 )


Fat belly dancers had me cornered
In an old saloon
Where they had their way with me
Until the first of june

Big ugly had me duct taped
Crushed me like a grape
But I kept trying desperately
And finally escaped

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out "
Cause, the last camel died before noon

I'm knee deep in the desert
My shovel is a spoon
I've got to find my way home
I hope that it's real soon

Sandy dunes and pyramids
Which way should I go
The sun is playin' tricks on me
I think I see some snow

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out " ( F-C-Dm )
Cause, the last camel died before noon

BRIDGE...
I see a blue oasis
Girls with pretty faces
My hand is full of aces.....who am I kidding

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out "
Cause, the last camel died before noon