{I've had some further FUN with this Hook this AM...TRIED to make it More-Universal/less-Personal than the Country Version at Board 3. Sorry I'm no Master of Dialect..but we're workin' at it..heh!}

Roll Down My Window & What Do I See?
It's A POLICE-MAN & He's Wavin' At Me...
Pull OVER Man, Let's have a Closer-Look:
(He Got His Sidearm & His Ticket-Book)

(CHORUS)
Oh Mamma Jamma, I'm Not in Dee Mood
No Time for COPS..With AN ATTITUDE
(I get him MAD, & I'm Really-Screwed)
Don't Like No COPS..With AN ATTITUDE!

I Hear His Whistle & I Slow Right-Down
He Don't Like the WAY I Drive Through His Town
Give Me a Sermon as he Checks Me Out
(WISH I KNEW WHAT..He Is Talkin' About!)

(CHORUS)
Oh Mamma Jamma, I'm NOT in Dee Mood
Don't Need NO COP..With AN ATTITUDE
That LOOK He's Giving Me is Really CRUDE
Don't Like NO COPS..With AN ATTITUDE!

(SOLO..With Lots of POLICE WHISTLES woven-in)

I Ask Sir Officer.."What Did I DO?"
He Says "SHUT UP or I WILL HANDCUFF YOU"
Button My Lip, as He Writes-Away
Give Me a TICKET..(He Don't LIKE..My FACE!)

(CHORUS)
Oh Mamma Jamma, I'm NOT in Dee Mood
Don't Like No COPS..With AN ATTITUDE
This Man-in-BLACK's Out To MAKE-ME-BLUE
Who Needs A COP..With AN ATTITUDE?

(TAGS)
They Are Such Mean, Trigger-HAPPY Dudes
Those Scowlin' COPS..With AN ATTITUDE
I Hope Their BADGES Don't Get..RE-Newed
Those Nasty COPS..With An ATTITUDE..
Those Grouchy COPS..With AN ATTITUDE--

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