Ok, I will try this one. I guess I will take events, some from my life and the lives of others and see what happens.

I should have never lied when I was 10
once you try it on for size,
you may want to do it again

I should have never stuck my tongue on that cold metal pole
"A Christmas Story" played the scene,
where my tastebuds were, now heals a hole

I should have never rode the roller coaster with my eyes all shut
no, never do that
for a child with a weaker stomach, may give you the gift of "splat"

I should have never rushed so much at the station to go pee
for when you tuck your skirt in your tights
everyone feels the breeze

I should have never shared a secret with a friend, I hold so dear
for wives tell husbands what they can't tell others
but with husbands a "secret" is not so clear

I should have never, pressed to meet my husband's girl
for when we met,
we got a long
and three I gave a whirl

I should have never sprinted up the stairs, I thought I knew them well
for when I tripped up the stairs
I slid further down
oh hell.


"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun"
Kathrine Hepburn