Calvin,

You are ever-so-sly, my friend! This is so original and ingenious. But, why is it that we always expect everything you write to be in that mold? I actually snickered out loud...no, not the candy bar, the laugh thing. I rarely do that.

Oh, by the way, I have a great Bar-B-Que sauce that just might work out fine with this. Tons of laughs here, Calvin. You truly are the Master of the Witty Lyric. Quite a title, eh?

Alan