I couldn't resist, it was my 1st thought when I saw the challenge, but I thought if I wrote it, could I post it?
So, I wrote something else 1st.

I played around and wrote it anyway, so I thought what the
heck it's all in fun.



Bachlorette Tool Kit

Verse 1
Bachlorette party invite in the mail,
Needed a gift that would make her wail,
Been best friends for many years,
We've shares kicks and laughs and tears,
Weekend she'll get her last "hurrah".
Before she takes that long walk.

Verse 2
Headed on out for the adult store,
Wishin' I could have gotten more,
Stripper guy I couldn't afford,
Would have been the best reward,
This'll be better come to think of it,
Just a little bachlorette tool kit.

Chorus
Will she tie him down with teathers of leather,
Tickle him with a feather,
Rub him up with lotions and potions,
Wedding night she'll have the motions,
If he drinks too much and that night ends,
Got a me-chan-i-cal boyfriend.

Bridge
She'll get a good laugh and a bright red face..
With games our other friends made to play,
May tuck her tool kit 'way in the closet,
Maybe she'll keep it, she may toss it,
After all it was just in fun..
Little gag gift 'fore married life begun.

Chorus
Will she tie him down with teathers of leather,
Tickle him with a feather,
Rub him up with lotions and potions,
Wedding night she'll have the motions,
If he drinks too much and that night ends,
Got a me-chan-i-cal boyfriend.

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GENEVA Griffin

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