Hi Polly that is a hoot I am LMAO. The thought of a sound guy tapping his watch and you asking for candles and a darkened room.
I can imagine my guys having a straight face after being asked for that.

The birthing suite usually comes 9 months after a studio session. LOL

The singers I know turn up.... sing.... then go home.....it is done and dusted before your candles would even be lit. There is no room in the sound booth not to mention the fire hazard. LOL

You brightened up my day.....keep em coming.