Originally Posted by Marc Barnette
Like comparing comic books or cartoons to real life.


I dunno....watching Elmer Fudd turned me into a mass murderer of fuh-wee wittle wabbits.

And now that Don Knotts is dead, it can be told....The song below was actually about Barney Fife and it tells why he and Thelma Lou never got married...

T For Texas, circa 1930, Jimmie Rodgers:

I'm gonna buy me a pistol, just as long as I'm tall
I'm gonna buy me a pistol, just as long as I'm tall
I'm gonna shoot poor Thelma, just to see her jump and fall