Lordy, what a way to start the morning!

....ole’ funky hair dude
....ole gray gentleman about four foot three
....tiny little coot

Those descriptions sound sort of like me.

This is sort of a "funky" lyric, meaning wacky but cool, but I would have them get married and live happily though at odds ever after.

I like knowing where songs come from. Was this total fiction, partly true, or what?