HIYa Mz Jeannie B!

Here's one Inspired By Recent Events..heh..

"DEAD ZONE" (C) 2010 by Stan Good, BMI

That's The STRANGEST SIREN I Ever Heard
But Guessed I Ought to STOP..
And That Revolving GREEN Light FLASHING
Said "This IS One Real-WEIRD COP!"

So I Rolled-Down My Window
& Handed Him MY ID..
But as I Gazed Into Its Eyes
It Stared-Back HUNGRILY...

The Breeze Blew In a Smell of DEATH
I Heard a SPOOKY GROWL
There Was NO HEAT in That Thing's BREATH
When..I Heard It HOWL...

(CHORUS/SPOOKY VOICE:)
You Just Drove Through A DEAD ZONE..
Ten Miles WAY TOO-SLOW...
You Ought to Really SPEED IT UP
When You Drive Through HERE...ALONE!

I Thanked It for That Great Advice
Rolled My Window Up Lickety-Split!
Left Behind My Wallet and
DEPARTED Doubly-Quick!

Further Up-Ahead was A Curve & Fatal Crash
& Blinking-there,
That Green Light COP
(HOW'D He Beat Me There SO-FAST?)

I Saw Him Pick The Victim Up
He Gave Her Mouth-to-Mouth
DID He Save Her, Never Heard
But YEAH, I've Got My Doubts!

(PRE)
STILL His Words Sure Have Stuck With Me..
They Creep BACK...Every HALLOWEEN..

(REPEAT CHORUS)
You Just Drove Through a DEAD ZONE
Ten Miles WAYYY Too SLOW!
You Ought To Really SPEED IT UP
When You Drive Through Here...
{BIG SCREAM S.E.}
Alone!

(C) 2010, All Rights Reserved.

Last edited by "Tampa Stan" Good; 10/24/10 09:35 AM.