{Here comes a Wet One...Joanne Lurgio gave me this Idea..while I was readin' her Post in the "Success Stories" Thread...[CONGRATS Mz Rhode Island Red..on that Publishing Deal!] This's sorty a Guy "Attitude" Song...& it's still "pretty Rough"..but feels like a Fun one!}

My Morale Needs Preservation
I Don't Need NO Reservations
(No..I Don't!)
Don't Give Me All Your Hesitations
You Could Love Me WITHOUT Your Qualifications
(But..You Won't)

(CHORUS)
So..GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
You'd Love Me..BUT..You Got Your Fears?
(No) This AIN'T LOVE..BUT..It's SO Clear
You Need To GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE~

Yeah, I COULD Hang On The FENCE
Like I HAVE, BUT That's NON-SENSE
(Ya Will OR Ya Won't)
You Have Strained All My Patience
Sorry BUT I Take OFFENSE:
(& Send You Home..)

(CHORUS)
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
We Got "Close" BUT We Aren't "NEAR"
Yeah, I'm SAD BUT "Hold The Tears"
You Need to GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE!

(BRIDGE)
Maybe Tomorrow "We'll Be Friends"
BUT..Today..The ROMANCE Ends...

(SOLO TIME)

You Can't Blame a Guy for Tryin'
Sorry IF Your Heart Ain't Buyin'
(No..It Ain't)
But Be Honest, No NEED Lyin'
LET'S Split-UP, 'Cuz THAT'S Just FI-NE
(Who SAYS We Cain't?)

(CHORUS)
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
BUT-BUT-BUT..We're THROUGH..My Dear
DO It Before I KICK YOUR REAR
Baby, GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE!

(TAG)
IF It AIN'T Love, Please DISAPPEAR
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE!

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