Fresh off the drawing board Jeany so I may tweak on it a little. It's a mite short

Dyed And Went To Heaven

Dyed and went to Heaven
They wouldn't take me down in Hell
Said we're full up on rednecks here below
They're always chasin wimmin
And other kinds of sinnin
So we reached our quota long ago

I'm not sure what you'll be doin'
But I'd give St Pete a try
I guess maybe you could promise to reform
If you can make your eyes get teary
And your face all kinds of dreary
Well I hear his heart is very easy torn

You might find it pretty lonesome
Cause the women there are pretty pure
So you may not really like it there at all
You may find it pretty Hellish
With none of the things you relish
So if I have an opening I'll call

Last edited by Wyman Lloyd; 04/11/12 11:39 PM.