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please listen... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartCarlos Danger
© words and music by C. Stewart ( July 25, 2013 )
His name is Carlos Danger
He's a horny guy
He likes to shove his weiner
Into every womans eye
He may not be politically correct
But every thirty minutes he's erect
His name is Carlos Danger
He loves a pretty face
When you meet with him on line
Wear satin and some lace
He may not be politically correct
But every thirty minutes he's erect
Bridge....
He likes to launch the missle
Make your butt cheeks whistle
oooooh la la la la la la la la
His name is Carlos Danger
Hot sausage on the Hill
Any way you slice it, he thinks
You'll enjoy the thrill
He may not be politically correct
But every thirty minutes he's erect
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Hey Calvin,
It's kind of interesting that one of your more explicit songs is actually less explicit than what we're reading in the newspaper headlines about this! lol! AND, it's cool that you wrote his campaign jingle -- ooohh la la, oooh la la!
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Ironically enough, I have a buddy Carlos who is in the market for a "first dance" song for his wedding!
73's & 88's Good Buddy!
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Beautiful, Calvin. Funny, I was skipping over this cause I'd already done Carlos Danger. Just realized this is the audio, the other was the lyric
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Hi Chris, Thanks for giving this one a few minutes of your time. Hey....this would be perfect for his wedding !! Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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good song calvin but please,no video!Mike
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Hey Calvin, I'll bet you a faxed beer that you can't sing that song live all the way through without loosing it ! Very funny mate, I can just see the audience falling off their chairs. Have removed my beer whilst listening, to stop it spraying across the monitor while I'm choking.  cheers, niteshift
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Calvin,
I'm still grinnin from ear to ear.
As far as Chris' suggestion....reads more like a "last dance"......unless he was just being ironical.
I'd like to shake Carlos' hand......of course, after an anti-bacterial rinse.
This song had me thinking of other ways to utilize Carlos' talents..... Time an egg.... A human starter pistol....a flag bearer for "Reville".....
Funny funny stuff, Cal.
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Michael W. Brown, f.k.a. "bluesriff"
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Mahatma Gandhi
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Hi nite, Always good to see you, THANKS. I also apprecaite your funny reply. Have a great day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Calvin--
Ya got a real cool stroking one, with this CARLOS BANGER!
It hits me in the funny ZONE!
Write on--
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One word...Hilarious!!! I could tell from just reading the title.
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Hello Mike, Hope you're doing well, good to see ya & THANKS for listening. Shake his hand ? yeah I heard he likes to shake it. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Nice cock, Cal...that an Iowa Blue?
Write on, Man,
Michael W. Brown, f.k.a. "bluesriff"
"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."
Mahatma Gandhi
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Hi Mike, Yes the cock I'm holding is beautiful! I was holding on to it pretty tight and I could still feel it moving around in my hands quite a bit. I felt like if I loosened my grip, who knows where it would go !!!! I'm not sure what the name of the rooster is, but yes, he's a beauty Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Is it better to have an erection,
or to win the next election?
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Wrong !!! Hath thou forgotten...."Walk softly but carry a big stick."
Why not BOTH!
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Michael W. Brown, f.k.a. "bluesriff"
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well it got my attention!!!!  Fun little number Calvin. douglas
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Classic Calvin. What more can be said... floyd
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Hello Floyd, Hey thank you for taking the time to listen, have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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I think I know this guy! A woman's dream Carlos is. A legend in his own mind. Not sure what else to say except this gave me a good laugh. So many good lines. Enjoyed hearing the guitar, as well as I am so used to hearing the piano up front in your songs.
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One that stands out Cal, good song a Christian Radio must
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde
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Hahaha.
Still grinning here.
You'll have to change that profile pic.
Too much stroking going on there.
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Hi Vic, I appreciate you taking the time to listen and I enjoyed your comments. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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