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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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She loves weddings
She loves them so much
She keeps having them
She can't get enough
Bill was her first
It lasted 6 weeks
They went and eloped
Her mamma freaked
Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course
Sam was her second
He knew how to drink
Addicted to porn
A missing link
Fred was her fourth
Been married before
Had 7 kids
Hung out with whores
Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course
Bridge:
She loves the cakes
She loves the rice
She loves the gowns
Honeymoons are nice
She loves her husbands
The invitations
She loves her rings
The long vacations
Serial Bride
Been married 4 times
I was number 3
She's scouting number 5
Serial Bride
Better or for worse
Sickness and in health
Forever, of course
jimcolyer.com
Last edited by Jim Colyer; 03/03/14 09:51 PM.
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Jim, I like the idea for this one! It is sort of a female version of my co-write with Stan, "Repeat Offender". Women certainly do seems to enjoy the excitement of weddings. I never had one...just a 5 min. visit with a JP. We have been married 21 years though! 
Jennifer (Jinx) Shaner
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Hi Jim,
She should just become a wedding planner! Fun write!
One thing -- I was left wondering about the singer, husband #3. We found out such interesting things about the other husbands -- I think we should find out something about #3!
Lisa
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Jim, I like the idea for this one! It is sort of a female version of my co-write with Stan, "Repeat Offender". Women certainly do seems to enjoy the excitement of weddings. I never had one...just a 5 min. visit with a JP. We have been married 21 years though! Good for you!
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Hi Jim,
She should just become a wedding planner! Fun write!
One thing -- I was left wondering about the singer, husband #3. We found out such interesting things about the other husbands -- I think we should find out something about #3!
Lisa #3 http://jimcolyer.com/bio/
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OH MY! Okay, Plan B. Well, if you could boil that down to two lines and place it somewhere in the bridge....LOL!
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OH MY! Okay, Plan B. Well, if you could boil that down to two lines and place it somewhere in the bridge....LOL! She can forget the others Because I'm the one The only one Who gave her a son
Last edited by Jim Colyer; 03/07/14 07:52 PM.
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Hey Jim
A nice write. I know quite a few couples who just can't stand being alone. I think with the guys it's just laziness, the women someone to moan about.lol
Cheers
Joe
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Hi Jim -- that's a perfect addition! -- Lisa
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Brilliant - "Serial Bride" - I love the catchy titles, those are the ones that always grab my attention, the twists on words, the unexpected. And, this song could be about my biological father (whom I have NO contact with, that's a mess of a story in itself), but you'd have to rename it to "serial groom".
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