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An answer to Heather Cowles' reply to The Underwear song. Just for fun. Musically something like BRICKHOUSE
BUTTCRACK
Idamarie Naelitz 2007
It's a buttcrack day, What can I say
I'm just droppin my kid off at school
Watchin' the students headin for class
Wonderin' about what's cool
Pickin' up some wine, standin' in line
Tryin' to keep from starin'
The guy bendin' over in front of me
He must know what he's sharin'
BUTTCRACK ?? BUTT CRACK !!
The fashion statement of the year
BUTTCRACK ?? BUTTCRACK !!
You ought to see yourself in a mirror
It's bad enough we gotta see the belly buttons
Of pretty young girls on the street
bare naked midriffs are all the rage
but, I just hired a plumber and I repeat!
BUTTCRACK // BUTTCRACK//
The fashion statement of the year
BUTTCRACK // BUTTCRACK //
You ought to see yourself in the mirror
Pants fallin' down, draggin' the ground
Don't bend to pick up any dimes
Where is that sweet Armani class
Is this a sign of the times?
Buttcrack // buttcrack
I've never seen so many in one day
Buttcrack // buttcrack
big, fat , tall, thin, what can I say
BUTTCRACK ?? BUTTCRACK !!
The fashion statement of the year
BUTTCRACK //BUTTCRACK ??
You ought to see yourself in the mirror
bridge
landscapers, window washers
tree trimmers, grocerie clerks
ditch diggers, college kids
all flabby ass jerks
BUTTCRACK ?? BUTTCRACK !!
The fashion statement of the year
BUTTCRACK ?? BUTTCRACK !!
You out to see yourself in the mirror
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Hey Idamarie!
Your title pulled me in!
Too funny! I am still apalled when parents come into my school to pick up their kids and I can see the patterns on their boxers! Definitely NOT a sight I need to see!
Charlann
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Yup, the title pulled me in too IM...I think most haven't a clue it's showing to the extent it is... fun number that makes me want to play with it too  it's a sight to sore your eyes when you see that fleshy line disappearing down that vertical incline it's a retinal attack that you hope's not gonna last hey mister, don't wanna see your buttcrack
If writing ever becomes work I think I'm going to have to stop
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Ida Marie...I love you! You are a woman after my own heart. You tell 'em gal. You got all the technos lined up in a row and you did it up proud. We have a station here in our little town that plays something like this now and again. Maybe only once. Then when someone calls in to complain, they act like they dont' know nothin' about it.
You are too cool, gal.
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Hi, Idamarie, I love this...It's a gift to be able to write funny, clever lyrics....you go, girl Emily
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Aw, C'Mon Idy, ya know ya Love It! ;-)>
Ida know what to say...I enjoy watchin' Butterflies & seein' What Color Thongs you gals are a-wearin'...
I'll admit Some Guys are Rather Crass in the Ass Dep't...Saw a Black Dude with his Pants ENTIRELY down below his Undies the other day..thought "This Is NOT in the Least SUBTLE, Amigo!"
But(t)...I guess it pays to Advertise..& he sure was "Available"..in the Extreme~!
& Hey...you KNOW they aren't ALL "flabby"...right?
I allus say "Enjoy The View..'til the Glasses get TOO fogged Up!"
Hopin' Your Next Plummer Ain't a Bummer,
Big Hugs,
Ol' Stan
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Ida Marie,
This one had me rolling!!
Still laughing. You did good, girl.
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Gosh Idamarie, You must be feeling a whole "lot" better.
Love that rhyme of "year" and "mirror". Can't say I ever saw that before.
It,uh, may not make "mainstream" but there's quite a few places would play it
Wy
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