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This was from a couple of years ago.
Hope nobody cares that I post it again, there was some talk of it on another thread, so for anyone who didn't read it before, here it is.
ps......Skip....thanks for the hook.
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The Last Camel Died Before Noon
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Nov. 7, 2005 )


Fat belly dancers had me cornered
In an old saloon
Where they had their way with me
Until the first of june

Big ugly had me duct taped
Crushed me like a grape
But I kept trying desperately
And finally escaped

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out "
Cause, the last camel died before noon

I'm knee deep in the desert
My shovel is a spoon
I've got to find my way home
I hope that it's real soon

Sandy dunes and pyramids
Which way should I go
The sun is playin' tricks on me
I think I see some snow

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out " ( F-C-Dm )
Cause, the last camel died before noon

BRIDGE...
I see a blue oasis
Girls with pretty faces
My hand is full of aces.....who am I kidding

CHORUS....
The only way out of town, was on a camels back
I gathered up my valuables, and stuffed em in a sack
Filled me up some water jugs, I knew the road was dry
Thats when I found out, all the camels died
" No way out, no way out "
Cause, the last camel died before noon

Calvin

I don't know what to say to try and help you out of this mess.....Such a shame......Getting caught like that.

The only thing I can think of is you should call Ritt and he'll come over and pick you up in a cab.....I know the fare will be high but you'll just have to live with it.

Those oasis visions will just drive ya nuts and well, we wouldn't want that to happen would we?

Have fun this is just too cute!

Eric

Hi Calvin,
Now "there" is a title that I doubt has been used.
Looked good to me. I wanted the last C line to rhyme with something
If you haven't got music or if it's not finalized, a possibility might be something like--------------------------------------------
No way out, no way out, doom"
Cause, the last camel died before noon-------
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You may like it just as is though.
Good writing
More coffee
Wy

Hey Calvin

tell the snow blown kanook, I'll trade a taxi ride for a Win Dixie Turkey any day of the week, especially Thursday!

rittman

Hello again Calvin

Must have been before I was on board so it is fresh to my eyes. I'm impressed with your organizational skills to be able to find it to post.

this is my favorite part..... the snow is up my way ! jm

Sandy dunes and pyramids
Which way should I go
The sun is playin' tricks on me
I think I see some snow

Hello Eric,

Thanks for tuning in.


Calvin


http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart

Hello Wyman,

Yeh that title is pretty unique, ha.
Got it from SKIP'S HOOKS.
Thank you for your time & your /thoughts/comments, much appreciated.
No music, not finalized, but yes...I do kinda like it as is.
Thank you for stopping by.

Calvin

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart