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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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Inspired by Alan David......Thanks Alan http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartMy Supper - Her Mistake © words and music by C. Stewart ( March 26, 2008 ) I saw the "chicken crossing" sign But, saw it way too late Connie Cock A Doodle Do Came charging out the gate Don't know why she crossed the road Did others egg her on Now she's a foul statistic That little Connie's gone CHORUS There's no way to mend her No magical pill Let's break out the charcoal Fire up the grill Grab the lemon pepper Give it a shake My supper, her mistake Her breast were in the asphalt Pretty feathers flyin' The hen house has turned blue And Ricky Rooster's cryin' Freddie Farmer was upset His pocket felt the loss I went to the grocery store And grabbed my favorite sauce CHORUS... There's no way to mend her No magical pill Let's break out the charcoal Fire up the grill Grab the lemon pepper Give it a shake My supper, her mistake INSTRUMENTAL BREAK...................... CHORUS There's no way to mend her No magical pill Let's break out the charcoal Fire up the grill Grab the lemon pepper Give it a shake My supper, her mistake
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Calvin,
You are ever-so-sly, my friend! This is so original and ingenious. But, why is it that we always expect everything you write to be in that mold? I actually snickered out loud...no, not the candy bar, the laugh thing. I rarely do that.
Oh, by the way, I have a great Bar-B-Que sauce that just might work out fine with this. Tons of laughs here, Calvin. You truly are the Master of the Witty Lyric. Quite a title, eh?
Alan
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Hello Alan, Thanks ! If I ever get out your way, we'll run over a couple of chickens & use your sauce. Calvin http://ww.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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"Did others egg her on" lol  Another Calvin classic - wish I could find inspiration as easily as you Scott
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So good! The more of yours I see and hear, the more I like them. Somehow you take brevity to exactly where it is weirdest, funniest and most effective. Great stuff, Cal.
Chicken ala Fender Reducks.
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This is funny. After that dessert song, I was almost afraid to listen to this, LOL.
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Hi Scott, Hope you're doing well today ! Thanks for giving me the time of day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Mark, Thank you. I respect what you do so I really am flattered by your comments. You're too kind Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Good stuff Calvin, no sense letting her go to waste.
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Hi Jean, Hope you're doing well. I appreciate you stepping into the path of this silly song. Glad you could smile at it ! Have a good weekend. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Good early morning, fun tune. Not sure if the guitar "stops and starts" helped or not.
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Phew, I am glad this is a funny tune! When I read the title the first thing that came to my mind was a song about someone eating his wife or his girlfriend.
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Grab the lemon pepper Give it a shake My supper, her mistake Her breast were in the asphalt Pretty feathers flyin' The hen house has turned blue And Ricky Rooster's cryin' Hi Cal, Now that's funny! I think it would have come across even more so with a little variation on the music (chord changes) a more light hearted approach sonically as well  Good Work!
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Hi Calvin,
Sounds like you're having a lot of fun with this one.
Vanessa
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Hello Kevin, I appreciate your time spent listening & your comments. You may be right, that's just what came out of me at the moment. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Mike, Thanks for your time/thoughts. As you can see I can't create the music as easily as you. But I will keep this in mind... "Hi Cal, Now that's funny! I think it would have come across even more so with a little variation on the music (chord changes) a more light hearted approach sonically as well " Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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lol.. nothin like a little road-kill
http://www.soundclick.com/louistwinn"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." Thoreau
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Connie Cock A Doodle Do! lol Calvin...funny stuff... The cheers you spread...is so great...thanks for sharing. Kristi
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write,
if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself. What a man can be,
he must be. -- Abraham Maslow, American Psychologist
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pretty funny. loved this verse. and I liked the pauses.
Freddie Farmer was upset
His pocket felt the loss
I went to the grocery store
And grabbed my favorite sauce
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Hi Vanessa, Good to see you around. Thank you, yes, just having a few laughs. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Kristi, Glad you got a kick out of it, thanks for your always kind words. Have a sunny day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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