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I felt the need to make another post to show you guys/gals this song "Pet Problem". This one is different in style to "Vagiant" and this is actually our first song to make it to radio. I am really interested in the opinions on this one after the "Vagiant" post.Click here for EL PRIVATES: PET PROBLEM

Uh-oh.....

This one didn't have the same impact on me as your first post. As was mentioned on Vagiant, good music can make up for a lot, and IMO this song's style doesn't add enough to balance out the crassness. This production didn't feel as professional to me. The vocals really don't give the impression of practiced rap artists (not to imply that I could come anywhere close to this myself), and the music isn't distinctive, hooky or interesting enough (to me) to make me do anything but simply listen to and focus on the lyrics (not posted anywhere?). Lyric-wise it had its moments, but it'd be nice to really be enjoying the music and production as well. How did this make radio? FCC napping?

Also, you may find that more folks reply to your posts if you return the favor and give your take on theirs. You gotta give to get.

SO WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA STOP BEING JUST ANOTHER PATRIDGE FAMILY TRIBUTE BAND HUH?


joke obviously-duh......but anyway....you are both obviously highly intelligent.......your music does have good production values....its pretty funny......though obviously not for everyone...i have always enjoyed a mix of stuff-including really off the wall stuff like yours.......i am also a fan of fellini movies-the late comedian sam kinison and other rebelious demented souls........like john lennon......i think he would have loved your english drinking song on your myspace page.....though a immensely talented songwriter-he was himself a great fan of-and author of-what they call sick humor.......so yes you guys are musical shock jocks but someday someone will put LSD in your RED BULL and then you will be doing manilow and the hansons and stuff like that.......you might even end up channeling john tesh....scarey thought huh?......well as they say-keep it coming....many will wish you didnt but they have the right to pass on your stuff......and as the other guy said-do be kind enough to review the work of others as well.

TOM

This was on Sirius, so thankfully the FCC was nowhere to be seen.

Here are the lyrics:


Pet Problem


Hello to all the cats and dogs
That know what I’m rappin’about
There’s something goin’ on that needs to be stopped
And I hope this song can help
There’s type of love that just ain’t right
That you hope that you never see
Between a gay and a gerbil or a man with a turtle
Or a lady with a manatee
Let me explain about the other day
When I went on the internet
I saw something that was just not right
And it’s something that I’ll never forget
It was a lady and a zebra getting funky by the pool
And she certainly earned her stripes
But the end result was a great big mess
And now I can’t sleep at night

So,
Please don’t [naughty word removed] your pets
No matter how lonely you get
Pull back your cock
Take your hand off spot
It’s something that you’re gonna regret X2

Now I don’t know what could be considered
Classified as pet supplies
But I don’t think
that they’re lingerie, rubbers or a bottle of Spanish fly
Now what could lead to that temptation
Is anybody’s guess
But they say Dalmatians are really good lovers
And they also have eight breasts
Repulsive, nasty, sick and twisted
Are the words that come to mind
Because man’s best friend has a dirty rear end
So please don’t waste your time
I’d like to take a moment and remember back
When a dog was considered a pet
But now some people watching Lassie get wet
Or they end up pitchin a tent

So,
Please don’t [naughty word removed] your pets
No matter how lonely you get
Pull back your cock
Take your hand off spot
It’s something that you’re gonna regret X2

It’s been a long time since you been on a date
You been single for a couple of years
But it’s still no reason to diddle a sheep
After a couple of beers
Some people think it’s funny makin’ love to a bunny
It’s a task that is probably hard
You’re a real sick puppy on a Saturday night
Chasin’ rabbits all over your yard
Then one day your friends catch you watchin’
Nature videos on TV
But what they don’t know is that you watch them
For help in hand release
Get help before you end up getting
Mauled by a grizzly bear
Because bears don’t like it when you tickle their balls
And you whisper bullshit in their ear


So,
Please don’t [naughty word removed] your pets
No matter how lonely you get
Pull back your cock
Take your hand off spot
It’s something that you’re gonna regret X2

Wow? I hope that this is not going to be the type of music that you post here all the time. Too bad that I didn't see the lyrics posted(at the bottom of the page in a response) before I clicked on the link to listen. It's crass without class

I'm still not sure if you like it or not. You seem like you could possibly be opinionated. Also, our music comes in all styles and subjects, so no...not everything we post will sound like this genre wise, but maybe just as crass. Was that classy enough?

I hope you didn't take personal offense. I just think that this is not something that should be posted for just anyone to listen to. Dont be so cranky!!!!

Can I be so frank to say you're a crank? We take no offense, but urge you not to dress so purple.