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Lot Long
by Gary E. Andrews - 11/10/26 11:20 AM
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{On my way back from takin' our Little Bitty Kitty to the Vet's, I hadda reflect on how much NOT havin' been Castrated has Meant To Me...heh...& herewegoooo...}
I LIKE SEX, It's a Family Tradition
I'm A Guy, (so Guess my Dad's Fave Position?)
I'm Handy-With-Tools, There's ONE I Like Best
I Am "MISTER HOME-IMPROVEMENT"
& I LIKE SEX~!
I LIKE SEX, had My Fair Share of Women
I've Tried Fatties (But PREFER The Slim Ones)
Married Me One, She Surpasses the REST
& Now I LIVE FOR THE WEEKENDS, Honey
& I LIKE SEX~!
(BRIDGE)
Lock The Front Door, Put The Music ON
A Little George Strait Oughta Make It STRONG
DROP Your Nightgown While I HUM The Lines
(In Another Half-Hour EVERYTHING'LL BE FINE---)
I LIKE SEX, It's a Short VACATION
ALL-The-WAY TO HEAVEN..(Final Destination!)
The French All Call It "The LITTLE DEATH"
And YOU Really KILL-ME BABY
When I LIKE SEX~!
I LIKE SEX, It's Fine EXERCIZE:
Good for The ABS (& It's GREAT For THIGHS!)
You're a Little Pussycat (& I'm T-REX)
Meowlin' & Growlin' in the Bushes
MMMM I LIKE SEX~!
(BRIDGE 2)
LOOK OUT BABY..('Got a ONE-TRACK-MIND)
ONE Hand on Your FRONT and ONE BE-HIND
Makin' LITTLE-CIRCLES..(Hope You're IMPRESSED?)
Cuz TONIGHT WE'RE Gonna SWEAT...
THIS Might Be THE BEST NIGHT YET~!
I'll Dream Up SOMETHIN'..You CAN'T FORGET...
"HATS-OFF" To Slippery-&-Wet
'Cuz I LIKE SEX...
(TAG)
I'm NOT SORRY I Tore Your Dress
'Cuz I LIKE SEX~!
(C) 2009 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.
Last edited by "TampaStan" Good; 07/16/09 12:59 PM.
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Well, Stan, you got quite a hook here! Wonder how the radio would feel about this one? It's cute for sure.
Betty J. Holt
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HiDee Brave Mz Betty!
Wuz just havin' some Male Fun here, whilst reflecting on our Cat's Little Quandry. We gotta pick him...er.."It"...Up around 4-5 PM...
Hope he's not TOO peeved at me. (Tried to get La Femme to take him in..so's not to come off as The Bad Guy here...but she Insisted I take him...so..OK...I did.) Poor critter's sittin' there among the Assembled Pet Carriers...when all of a sudden this guy's cell phone rang...scared the heck outta the whole bunch.
They also snip a wee corner offa each ear...so if/when Animal Control comes around, they'll know our sorta Free Rangin' Kitty's been fixed/had his shots, too..& NOT snatch him up.
Me-OUCH..sayeth Little Bitty Kitty..about 2 hours ago.
As for What Radio'd Think...I dunno...I just write 'em/let the Censors sort 'em all out. (There's always Sattelite...heh!)
Thanks for Your Kind Visite, M'LadyChum!
Big Hugs,
Ol' Stan
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Stan
Love the hook but if im going to produce this I will changed it to I love text or I love sect or I love my Ex to be more radio friendly. I think only the rapper can use the S E X and the F Y ( K word.
Lynman
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Stan,
This is pretty crazy. Yes, I wonder if it's radio friendly or just for fun?
Patti
Patti Smith-Lyric writer Wanted CO-WRITERS
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HiDee Doc-Migo!
I think it'd fly as a Country Novelty Song here in the US....as-penned. (The Singer's MARRIED, so what's the Big Deal if he DOES have sex..MOST Married Folks DO!) ;-)>
I'll credit DonnaM's "I Want to Get Laid" with part of the Inspiration for this'n'... I think it's slowly getting P.C. to admit ON The Airwaves that People DO Like Sex. (They've said it on many an L.A. Pop Station since the '80's...Prince had some Sizzlers with the F-Word..KISS FM..ages-ago.) It's not ALL that Earthshaking.
Dunno WHY the Rappers should have All The Fun...heh!
Glad ya got a kick out of it, Amigo...(&..I bet Howard Stern'd play this in a heartbeat.)
Thanks for Your Kind Visit, Doc...(I JUST got back from a long housecall...& a pretty Good Friday, for a change!)
Best Wishes & a Big "Happy Weekend" Guy-Hug,
Stan
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HiDee Mz Handshake!
I did pen this for fun...BUT...IF it'd make it as an Album-Filler...AND get a few Stations to try it LATE-at-NIGHT...the Phonecalls TO "play it" might just LAUNCH it into Something-Bigger.
Stranger things have happened, Hit-Wise! Nine Inch Nails' "F--K You Like An Animal" I've heard MANY a Time...mid-afternoon on FM stations...WITH all the "F"s electronically-removed, of-course. Dern Good Song, Sonically..etc., JMO.
I haven't penned a Really Wild One in quite a while...was great fun to pen it, frankly~!
Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Raised-Eyebrows, M'LadyChum!
Best Wishes & Happy Weekend!
Ol' Stan
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Mr Tampa,
Don't worry. I posted one with damn. You win!
Patti
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