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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartTwo Dollar Stripper
© words and music by C. Stewart ( Dec. 27, 2009 )
I never say no
It's always yes
And I'll let you watch
As I undress
And if ya like what ya see
Bring a friend to the show
We can get kinky with someone that you know
CHORUS...
I'm a two dollar Stripper, but
I'll take a dime
Show me your nickles and
I'll............. show you mine
I sleep through the day
Work it at night
Shake it for the girls
If the moneys right
And if ya like what ya see
Bring a friend to the show
We can get kinky with anyone that you know
CHORUS...
I'm a two dollar Stripper, but
I'll take a dime
Give me your nickles and
Have a good time
Everything points in your direction x 2
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK...
CHORUS...
I'm a two dollar Stripper, but
I'll take a dime
Show me your nickles and
I'll show you mine
Hey baby, you got a nice set a nickels
CHORUS...
I'm a two dollar Stripper, but
I'll take a dime
Show me your nickles and
I'll show you mine http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Got only one word for this, brilliant!
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Calvin, honey, just wanted you to know...I'd give ya $3! I know, I know, I'm the generous sort! 
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WONDERFUL AS ALWAYS BIG GRIM
LOVE IT MY FRIEND >>>
you have such a knack of writing cool stuff
Dan
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Hi Tony, Well hey man, thanks a bunch, you're too kind. Glad you could appreciate this one, it was fun to create. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Calvin
It reminds me for some reason of a carnival --and there's a Looooooonnnng line of ladies with their Bucks in hand waiting for Their Turn ......
they use to have a peek show at a local fair in the bygone years here and Everybody went to That Fair because of the special after hours show........
I really like the play with nickles and dimes - these days the meaning could be any number of things. I also enjoy the way you did the backing from lots of directions - that's a nice effect. ; )
Oh - I enjoyed it ! jm
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OMG your nickels are perky!
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Hi Polly, Thanks a lot for listening & the fun comments. You're making my nickles hard Actually I've got a New Years Eve special sale going on. Anybody as pretty as you, I only charge 1.99 Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Dan, I appreciate you taking the time to listen & comment, glad you could enjoy this one, it was fun to do. Have a good evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Joice, ahhhh, cool story thank you for sharing it with us. Well in this case...I'm not sure how looooooong the line is, bit it was fun, thank you for your comments. Have a fun night :-) Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Now that's a fun song. I love a stripper with a sense of humor. I am suprised that there have been no questions about that roll of quarters......oh never mind. LOL
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Hi Calvin,
You need to start charging more!
Ricki
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If I wrote this, it would be something like:
Someone gave me a guitar
from a rock n roll band
it was painted kinda wacky
I wouldn't want it in my hand
So I got a stripper
a two dollar stripper
and I took those stripes right off of the wood
I got a stripper
a two dollar stripper
I made the g'tar look like it should.
You're version is way better though.
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Calvin,
You're just too darned clever! Now, if the situation were just right, I'd guess the removal of apparel might be totally free!
And, following up on Kaufman's comment, don't wear those tight T-shirts in the frozen food department!
Loved your your cool creation!
Alan
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You come up with these really good titles! Great one here again!
Should've gotten a lady singer for this one. Nickels? Hahaha!
Very interesting song!
Stan
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Hi Tom, Thanks for stopping by & I can appreciate your lines. AND your cat on the stove pic too. Have a safe evening. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Stan, Nice of you to take the time to listen & comment, thank you very much. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Neil, Good to see ya & thanks a lot for the listen, very much appreciated. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Everything points in your direction - LOL Thanks for the New Year grin, Calvin. Cool to start the chorus on a 7th chord like that  Scott
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Hi Steve, Thanks a lot for joining in and glad this made ya smile.....yes ! Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hello Scott, Thanks for giving this one the time of day. Glad you could appreciate it a bit. Have a nice day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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What can I say Calvin.
It's all been said.
Yeh a sultry female voice may have added to it, but that's just a nit and I prefer women hehe.
Brill
God Bless Roy
Last edited by OskaSeason; 01/03/10 10:00 AM.
'You Have To Kiss A Lot Of Frogs To Find A Prince'
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Hi Roy, Hope you're doing well, Thank you for the listen & the comments. A sultry female can take care of most any problem you might have. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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