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{Here comes a Wet One...Joanne Lurgio gave me this Idea..while I was readin' her Post in the "Success Stories" Thread...[CONGRATS Mz Rhode Island Red..on that Publishing Deal!] This's sorty a Guy "Attitude" Song...& it's still "pretty Rough"..but feels like a Fun one!}

My Morale Needs Preservation
I Don't Need NO Reservations
(No..I Don't!)
Don't Give Me All Your Hesitations
You Could Love Me WITHOUT Your Qualifications
(But..You Won't)

(CHORUS)
So..GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
You'd Love Me..BUT..You Got Your Fears?
(No) This AIN'T LOVE..BUT..It's SO Clear
You Need To GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE~

Yeah, I COULD Hang On The FENCE
Like I HAVE, BUT That's NON-SENSE
(Ya Will OR Ya Won't)
You Have Strained All My Patience
Sorry BUT I Take OFFENSE:
(& Send You Home..)

(CHORUS)
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
We Got "Close" BUT We Aren't "NEAR"
Yeah, I'm SAD BUT "Hold The Tears"
You Need to GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE!

(BRIDGE)
Maybe Tomorrow "We'll Be Friends"
BUT..Today..The ROMANCE Ends...

(SOLO TIME)

You Can't Blame a Guy for Tryin'
Sorry IF Your Heart Ain't Buyin'
(No..It Ain't)
But Be Honest, No NEED Lyin'
LET'S Split-UP, 'Cuz THAT'S Just FI-NE
(Who SAYS We Cain't?)

(CHORUS)
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' Right OUT OF HERE
BUT-BUT-BUT..We're THROUGH..My Dear
DO It Before I KICK YOUR REAR
Baby, GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE!

(TAG)
IF It AIN'T Love, Please DISAPPEAR
Kindly GET YOUR 'BUTS' RIGHT OUT OF HERE!

(C) 2010 by Stan Good, BMI
All Rights Reserved.

Awwww .. thank you Stan!!
Boy your muse works fast!!! I agree.. I think it's a fun one .. yup .. and I've been that girl

All the best
R.I.R.

HiDee Mz R.I.R.!

Yeah...all us Guys know of at least ONE Gal Like This...(& MOST of us don't have the Guts to say what's penned here...heh-heh...I remember that TOO!);-)>

Thanks for The Inspiration...AND your Very Kind Visit & Words!

Best Wishes & Big Christmas Hugs,
Stan

Man, I hate being hung on the fence....glyn

G'Mornin' Mz G!

Hey...you just coined a GREAT Hook...(So Pen It...it's "Universal"!) ;-)>

Many Thanks on Your Kind Visite & Words, M'LadyChum!

Yeah, it's Great to have a Significant Other who lets ya know where ya stand..tho with my little French Patisserie..I've mastered standing on Shaky Ground..heh~

Best Wishes, Big Christmastime Hugs, & a Wee Forehead-Smooch too,
Stan

Hi Stan,

First of all--I hope you and your better half have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. You're right that most guys have known a gal or two like the one you're writing about. Mu only question--you wrote the song kinda making it sound like you were talking to a person(in the singular view). But then the chorus uses buts n the plural form. Was that on purpose? Othern that I'm good with it. Take care,
Roger

HiDee Bro Ski..(& A Merry Christmas right Backatcha, Amigo!)

I'm referring to her "If"s, and/or "But"s...not her butt(s).

I'd actually never tell a Gal to get her butt outta here..since I'm rather FOND of that Sculptural Accessory they have~! ;-)>

Y'ever see Gustav Courbet's "La Source" painting? It's a somewhat Dated view of what a Fashionable Butt looked like at the turn of the Last Century...(& raised a few [Appreciative] Eyebrows.)

I prefer a wee-bit Slimmer Version..these days. Anatomically, we'd NOT be able to walk-erect WITHOUT those all-important Muscles. And..just try to imagine what the weaker sex'd look-like with Callouses on their Knuckles...Lord Have Mercy~

Thanks for Your Kind Visit & Words, Amigo...& pardon my Pun-Filled Choruses!

Best Wishes & a Big Guy-Hug/Happy New Year Too~
Stan

Hi Stan! Cute and creative hook. I imagine this would be nice with a catchy upbeat tune...fun song!

Hugs,
Jinx

HiDee Mz J!

Yeah, this was a Fun One! (But..heh..I get that "He Writes Misogynistic" Typecast IF I pen too-many More Angry Guy Songs...I'm Aware..heh!)

Just hadda clear out the Mind Channels..so I can pen a Nice Sweet Soft Romantic One...(& Soon, I Hope!) ;-)>

Many Thanks for all Your Kind Visits, M'LadyChum~!

I gotta scoot/buy birdseed/feed the MacCaws...& Off for yet another day of fixing clocks/tryin' to sell off my Ol' Pickup/Ditto the 2 "Spare" Houses. Ain't gonna be a Dull 2011, That I Am Sure~

Best Wishes & Big Hugs,
Ol' Stan

Hi Stan! I always enjoy your upbeat "fun" songs. Have you had a chance to look over the lyrics yet for our co-?

Hugs, Jinx

HiDee Again, Kind, Patient Mz J!

I've been ChristmasBusy-Fied with a Swede ALMOST buyin' my Antique Pickup Truck (Didn't when we found Engine's Stuck) 3 GFC Deliveries, $600-worth of Repairs leaving the shop..since I got "behind"...and an equal amount of Fans bein' restored-packed-&-Shipped-Out on short, but Much-Appreciated..notice. Add-in dealing with the Plumber who installed La Femme's Christmas Hot Water Tank Gift in-Backwards (Hadda re-install, with Hot where the Hot line-in belonged)..Winter Cold Snap (Hadda cover The Plants..& re-Cover 'em when the Winds blew it all off)..&..also eating out with The Son from Atlanta who came to Visit for Christmas/having to get him at & back-to the Airport..etc-etc.

Took La Femme to Outback Steakhouse last night...they forgot our 4PM phoned-in Reservation...we ended up waiting outside for 45 minutes/La Femme was kinda-Steamed... Manager comped us a NICE New Year's Eve dinner...to make up for The Wait..(Gave waiter a $20 Tip, at-least..'cuz we pigged-out with NO anticipation of a Freebie!) Came home again/glass of Sangria...& Dozed-Off/Brother Doug called from Dallas...11:45..we talked a half-hour (Mostly how he Almost Died from his heart attack last May/How he really SHOULD quit his Pack-a-Day Habit/How lucky we Both Are to still be chattin' this New Year's Eve...heh!)

In-Short...I am SO guilty of not getting back to Our Co-...(But I'll blame it on The Weather & The Season!) Today..I still gotta Open The Clock Shop (Since we're HOPING this Doctor'll come back & BUY a $2500 GF Clock..saving us on the $3K I'm behind-with Howard Miller Clocks on..it's all down to this One Last Sale..albeit a bit Late-as-Usual~ Tonight..it's the Usual Off-To-The-Chinese-Buffet for $20-worth of Buffet and $3 worth of tip..back home by 7:30..HOPING I CAN work more on Our Co-..before ya think I'm either Too-Senile or Too-Busy!

I Do LIKE what Ya Got..Kind Patient LadyChum! Just need to Mess Wit It one more Bit...& Voila! (& then YOU Get to Mess Wit it a Bit More...of course!) ;-)>

Big Hugs, Best 2011 Wishes, Sorry I'm temporarily Buried...happens every Winter! Major League Forehead-Smooch,
Stan

Happy New Year Stan!
I totally understand how chaotic things can get! Things here are tough too...mom back in and out of hospital...daughter acting up...etc. Don't worry about it. When you find time, we'll get back to it. I've been busy with Tammy collaborating on some things now anyway. Plus I am working on artwork for my poetry book. I've just found time today to spend time here again, enjoying the posts. I'm also looking for musicians to work with. Everyone is so busy lately or needing to work for money...which is deserved but sadly not in my budget. Hope to hear from you soon!

Ya Will, My LadyChum...it's a Resolution I'm Dyin'-to-Keep!

More Best Wishes..(& off to a HOT Shower..at last!)
Stan