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by Gary E. Andrews - 07/24/26 08:58 PM
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listen here... http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewartWrong With Me © words and music by C. Stewart ( May 31, 2011 ) Last night I made a wish I wished I was humping a jelly fish Getting it on with a creature of the sea Hope you don't think there's somethings wrong with me ! I'll admit I get too high I wear a cape, I try to fly Fell right out of my tree and broke my knee Now I'm in traction Half of the time Pain won't leave me alone I hope I don't get Cancer of the ear From talking on my cell phone Hope you don't think somethings wrong with me ! Now all of my words Are supposed to rhyme But they don't always do It's somebody fault You say it's mine But I'd rather blame you Hope you don't think somethings wrong with me ! I don't dance, but I slide like a noodle My idea of a dog's, not a poodle Hope you don't think somethings wrong with me ! Hope you don't think somethings wrong with me ! ©1997-2011 SoundClick Inc. All rights reserved.
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CALVIN--
As always, the clouds go away, after reading one of your Lyrics--I can see you dancing in traction with the NURSES in MINI-SKIRTS--Bob Marley MUSICO FLOATING IN THE AIR--Ain't NOTHING WRONG!
Write on--
Mackie
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Now I never thought about a jellyfish as a bedtime plaything -- that is sort of weird (ha, ha). You write stuff I would never think of -- keep it up!
Kevin
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Hello Kevin, Good to see ya & thanks for giving this one a spin. I just write what comes out of the pen, well...not all of it:-) Have a good sunday. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/calvinstewart
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Calvin,
Jellyfish sting you know! I think you are supposed to pee on it to make it better. Good luck with that!
This one made me laugh a couple of times. I love the talking parts and the crazy laugh.
Something must be wrong with me cause I am not quite in the same world as you!
Very creative. A+ in that department!
Ricky
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Dude you've finally lost it for sure. 
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Good Morning slugger : )
Nothing wrong with you --- very enjoyable and entertaining...... great background additions
jm
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Calvin, Well, you've gone and done it this time. Mermaids are one thing. But Jellyfish???? Don't even tell me what you used for bait. But keep those twisted rhymes and offbeat tales coming! You're an original.
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Hi Dan, Hope you're having a good day. THANKS for listening & your fun comments. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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"Hope you don't think somethings wrong with me ! " Nope. It's the rest of us  That's a good one for me to stop on - keep it in my head for awhile Funny stuff there, Calvin. Scott
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Oh, my goodness!! This is hilarious!! --Jen
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.--Mark Twain
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Hello Scott, Glad you could drop in for a listen, hope you & your family are well. Glad you could smile at this. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Jen, Thank you very much for taking the time to listen & I'm glad you enjoyed the fun in this one. Have a good day. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hey Calvin...
We've known for ages that there is a lot wrong with you...but we kinda like you that way!!!
I listened to this briefly this afternoon and found myself laughing out loud. You just way too funny! You're my version of the "Good Humor Man"!
The jack on my headphones got sucked into the vacuum cleaner this evening, so can't listen till I get new ones. As soon as I do, I'll give you another listen...looking forward to it!
All the best, my friend...
Al
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hi calvin, this is really funny,really like it. like i said before, it takes true talent to make up stuff that makes people laugh so effortlessly, please take that as a compliment to your talent, that's how it is intended.
cheers, dmk
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Hello Alan, Good to see ya back around here. Thanks for the visit & good luck with your headphones situation. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Hi Dave, I appreciate you taking the time to give this one a spin and lAUGHTER IS GOOD, so thank you very much for the nice comment. Calvin http://www.soundclick.copm/bands/0/calvinstewart
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Another hahahahahaha song..i'm still laughing..how do you get al these ideas...this is my favorite line Last night I made a wish I wished I was humping a jelly fish Getting it on with a creature of the sea man, what kind of foreplay is that????  take a picture man, it'll last longer.... glyn
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You have given me another smile!
I'm with ya on the poodles....
Am hoping that Al David has inspired you to write about his vacuum cleaner....LOL!!
Tammy
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Hello Tammy, Hope you're doing well & thank you for taking the time to listen & smile. Vacuum Cleaner ? Pretty sure that song would suck. Calvin http://www.soundclick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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