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1. Are you gay? No, just horny....see # 2 2. If you were an animal, what would you be? A unicorn with a friendly horn 3. What is your talent? See # 2 4. Do you find personal hygiene important? Yes, because of #2 Calvin http://www.soundcklick.com/bands/0/calvinstewart
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First of all, thank you for even considering me in the list (and you know who you are). I do not have any recent pics to post to sway any decisions. However, you can watch me live online tonight as I perform at an open mike in Voorhees, NJ. This open mike is broadcast online at http://www.coffee-works.com sometime between 7:30PM and 9:30PM EST. As for the questions: 1. Know 2. I want to say a lion, but I'm more inclined to say Liger. 3. Lately, I have a talent for sucking. Other than that, not much to talk about. Or watch the webcast and decide for yourself. 4. Well, you could say I like things clean before I sit down for a meal.
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1. Are you gay?
Definitely not, but my boyfriend is.
PERFECT! 
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Here goes My 4 "Quickies" for Polly's Questions...
1) No, Just Cheerful...
2) A MALE Animal. (Pick ANY Critter You'd Like Me to Be...)
3) Pleasing The Hard-to-Please...
4) Certainly! (But SOMETIMES, some SERIOUS Perspiration is a PLUS...)
Best Wishes, Major-League Hugs Backatcha,
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1. Are you gay?
No, but I have a mad fashion sense and a strange attraction to doilies. LOL!! I crochet doilies. (This is a true fact) Too bad I'm taken, huh?! Tsk for you. As to a carrot having a talent. A carrot can be tasty when roasted and swathed in chicken broth and melted butter. And Calvin. I think every single soul HERE already knew your answer to #1. Some things are beyond obvious  Linda
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(aside) This is THE most hysterical thread I remember ever having on JPF.
Kudos to Polly & Glyn!
{{ Applause!! }}
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These creative types DO need a place to let it all out -- don't ya think? : )
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Hmmmm
This takes some thought
1. Are you gay?
When I remember to take my Xanax
2. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Argentine Blue Bill Duck
3. What is your talent?
Taking quizzes about myself
4. Do you find personal hygiene important?
How severe? Pheromones emit from the skin through sweat.
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Hey Polly,
"I don't like that they're all into hygiene so much...I lived on a commune in my teens and didn't shave for six months (amazing what a girl's legs can turn into...mine were a hairy tangled up mess! My pit hairs were like, 3 inches long!)"
You say this like it was a bad thing.
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Hey Polly,
"I don't like that they're all into hygiene so much...I lived on a commune in my teens and didn't shave for six months (amazing what a girl's legs can turn into...mine were a hairy tangled up mess! My pit hairs were like, 3 inches long!)"
You say this like it was a bad thing.
Ricki HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Did you miss the part where I don't clip my toenails until they resemble "Fritos 'Scoops' " ???
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Okay, we're at the FINAL PHASE of the contest. We've put a little twist on things: YOU GUYS are going to pick the "JPF's Sexiest Man Alive!" That's right! You have to vote for another guy, NOT YOURSELF. We want to know the reason behind your vote. For instance it can't be: "Hi, I'm Jack Mehoff, and I'm voting for Ben Willis because we got drunk one year at Pineyfest and made out. And, well, for a guy, he's a pretty good kisser!" You have to expand on the specialty of the person, like this example: "Hi, I'm Mark Kaufman. I vote for Tom Tracy because he has a more impressive guitar collection than a music store, and he's an extremely gifted Lutheran. Iffin he was a woman, I'd be his baby daddy, but since he's not, I'll just show my admiration appropriately here."  Okay guys...VOTE AWAY!
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Ha! Nice twist Polly  I have to vote for Calvin. Two reasons: (1) His offbeat and funny lyrics (2) His abs. Man, I'd kill for abs like that. He's ripped! Scott
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I like the way Scott combs his hair, though I honestly believe Calvin will win hands down.
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Well I gotta vote for Mr. Kaufman because of how he creates such cool music.
And if we were married, or maybe just even shacked up :-) he could cook the pizza.
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ok fellas lets all vote for Mark Kaufman and get this over so we can vote for the sexiest gals in JPF......as a Democrat I love to fix elections.......
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There are so many sexy good looking men on here, i'd like to go to dinner with all of them....hahahahaha.....but I would settle for Ben...hahahahahahahaha still gotta aggravate ben...love this....and all you guys are wonderful.....glyn
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Just a couple of fans.... twenty years ago. ![[Linked Image]](http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll170/benwillis/beach.jpg)
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The girl to my right was my date. Her name was Mrs. Calabash.
Good night Mrs. Calabash, where ever you are.
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I Vote for JOE WRABEK!!!
He's NOT Your "Average JOE"...
1) NONE of the Other Contenders have SUCH a Perfect MOON...
2) He's MAINTAINED his Masculine Mystique..(NONE of those "20-Years-Younger" Avatars for JOE!)
3) He Plays a Mean Electric Banjo..(Eat Your HEART Out, Steve Martin)..AND he's a Wild & Crazy GUY..who writes Songs About Dead Stuff. (NONE of those Other Contenders DO...even the "Great Abs" Guys.) WHY Settle for LESS?
4) NONE of the OTHER Contenders even MENTIONED their FAN Collection. (Joe sure gets MY Vote after hearing THAT!)
At #37 on "Da List", Joe beat me out fair-&-square...He's got that Extra-Special SOMETHING that Rocks Your World!
He's a Man You CAN Look Up To!
I sure DO!
Ol' #38, Stan
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BEN WILLIS..I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!!!!
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Ben looks like a coke dealer in that pic! LOL And by the looks of it, them girls looked like they were into that kind of thing! LOL
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I vote for Mike Caro because he's always getting laid up, and if that ain't sexy, what is!
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There's a quiz? Nobody said there would be a quiz! 1.) No, but at one point in my early twenties, my Mamaw started asking my parents about my Leaning due to the fact that I wasn't married yet. In response, I brought my large hairy friend Justin with me to Thanksgiving Dinner when she asked me to "Bring someone". Also, I have cats. 2.) A Liger. 3.) Walking the ever-so-thin line between inappropriate and charismatic. (Though that was a beast of a learning curve... See #1.) 4.) I always make sure to wash the Four Key Areas. Oooh, and I'll throw in my bid to try and steal the redneck vote: ![[Linked Image]](http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff102/travtex/travfish2-1.jpg)
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I'm gonna have to cast my vote for Ben, just because of the picture he posted! BTW, that's one sexy Piper! 
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Travark, ok I relly like that picture.....don't konw why but i've been told I have a big mouth and my mind's so open you could drive a Mac truck thru it.....anyway....thanks for joining in.....you sexy men you..glyn
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I'd vote for Ben too, even though he posted THAT picture...glyn
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One more for Mike Caro.. he played for Michael Jackson, for heavens sake.. think about how many have danced and made love while listening to his bass.. he gets it on the coolness factor alone.. not to mention that nice lookin' beard!
We're all in this together for the chicks, right! Caro is the most succesful one!
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And I for one Love Mike Caro, I think he's more than super GREAT...but Mags, I think you're good looking and sexy too...glyn
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I'd vote for me, because in my avatar it looks like if you don't, I'll kick your ass!
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I'd vote for me, because in my avatar it looks like if you don't, I'll kick your ass! I vote for BOB for this very reason lol he's bigger than me...gulp....
Work for hire Producer. I will also produce and master any old/new work tapes up to demo standards. :-) Just PM or email: Email -- mork1976@gmail.com
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Tom Tracy....looks like your going to need a pretty big marshmellow to roast on that fork!!!
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Well,
I have stayed out of this mess up to now. I would post my Avatar, (If I knew how), but I don't want to blow up the Web Site. After all Brian just got it up and running good, didn't he???
Actually I am a cross between Webb Pierce and Hank Snow. I look just like Mickey Mouse.
Ray E. Strode
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Well, I'd enter, but.......... I had a female publicist phone once, when I had a cold. She said, "Oooooooh, you've got such a sexy voice, you should be on radio ( as a DJ )" Reply - "Yep, I'd be perfect for radio. I'm butt ugly too,.... fell off the top of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.....do I get the job ? " Answer - stunned silence, then a stuttering, and blathering... "oh, oh, I didn't mean......." LOL Notice I don't have an avatar ? cheers, niteshift
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No, but that's a mighty sexy film machine, and the way it's arm turns that handle....whoooooooooooooo lol
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Yeah, pity it's my own handle ! cheers, niteshift
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No, but that's a mighty sexy film machine, and the way it's arm turns that handle....whoooooooooooooo lol Yer just yanking his crank. Tease.
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You guys are trying too hard ...
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1. Are you gay?
You've been listening to "I Want a Man for Christmas" again, haven't you? No.
2. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Dog. It's a guy thing. Dogs like gross things, rolling in muck, eating cat poop, and humping inanimate objects.
3. What is your talent?
Expressing human relationships in terms of roadkill. Small niche, but it's *my* niche.
4. Do you find personal hygiene important?
Like Calvin said, see Number 2. I can be accomodating. Y'wanna smell me better, or not?
Nice questions,. And thanks, Stan.
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Hi All, Wow, nearly up to 900 views! Make sure you let me know when you post up the Sexy Female JPF members, I've got a picture of myself in a Police Uniform,HOT  , LOL. Night Shift, CHICKEN, change that Avatar hah. I'm in stitches reading through all the posts, and all their pictures, well done, what a fun bunch you all are, oh and HOT.  Big hugs to all, Love Michele.
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Notice I don't have an avatar ? cheers, niteshift We all assume you look like Crocodile Dundee.
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I've got a picture of myself in a Police Uniform,HOT , LOL. Well that is the next stage. Each contestant will be required to pose: a) in uniform b) in a swimsuit c) in evening dress d) naked, but with strategically placed fruit  I can see a range of 2011 JPF calendars rolling off the presses right now
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I've got a picture of myself in a Police Uniform,HOT , LOL. Well that is the next stage. Each contestant will be required to pose: a) in uniform b) in a swimsuit c) in evening dress d) naked, but with strategically placed fruit I can see a range of 2011 JPF calendars rolling off the presses right now I dunno, Nige. That seems like a lot. I think we should make it easier on folks and just do one of them. (d) seems the reasonable way to go - cheaper to buy fruit than anything else on the list. And we could cut people slack if they didn't want to buy fruit..... That's me - just looking out for folks Scott
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I dunno, Nige. That seems like a lot. I think we should make it easier on folks and just do one of them. (d) seems the reasonable way to go - cheaper to buy fruit than anything else on the list. And we could cut people slack if they didn't want to buy fruit..... That's me - just looking out for folks Scott I'm thinking a banana and a couple of cherries. Rick
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Magne.
The Danish have a great handle on things.
MAB
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I dunno, Nige. That seems like a lot. I think we should make it easier on folks and just do one of them. (d) seems the reasonable way to go - cheaper to buy fruit than anything else on the list. And we could cut people slack if they didn't want to buy fruit..... That's me - just looking out for folks Scott I'm thinking a banana and a couple of cherries. Rick I vote for three raisins.
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I vote for niteshift. He has ears like Mickey Mouse, a body like Spongebob and a handle that never quits.
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2. If you were an animal, what would you be?
Dog. It's a guy thing. Dogs like gross things, rolling in muck, eating cat poop, and humping inanimate objects.
Joe
Joe, I fell off the couch laughing due to the inclusion of "eating cat poop" which thing I was unaware men had in common till this very moment Learn sum'n new every day!!! Linda
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I've got a picture of myself in a Police Uniform,HOT , LOL. Well that is the next stage. Each contestant will be required to pose: a) in uniform b) in a swimsuit c) in evening dress d) naked, but with strategically placed fruit I can see a range of 2011 JPF calendars rolling off the presses right now I DID forget to mention the part about you male contestants wearing evening gowns and high heels! PICS PLEASE! The most form-fitting, tasteful gown will be taken into consideration during the final judging!
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Well, I do have a uniform; got my pitcher took in my Civil War uniform when I was city manager in Union, Oregon (Union Army uniform, of course), and I do have a swimsuit, though I don't encourage people to look when I'm wearing it. Fruit? Sure. I bet I've got some cranberries kicking around. They'd do.
Might have a problem with an evening gown, though. I don't believe anything like that is made to fit my "form." Hey, could I do a nightgown instead?
Joe
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Joe you are sooooo funny, you always make me smile....thanks glyn
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