Got run over by a Juggernaut...
he didn't drive the way my Daddy taught...

I saw him smiling as he drove on by...
left me in pain... ya' know, I thought I'd die...

I shook my fist and called him dumb and fat...
his brain the size of one small, evil Gnat.

(Where is Lynn Orloff when we need her rhyming genius?)
Can you tell this is going to be a Country Song? LOL!

Sorry, Colin... I'll try again but the Juggernaut of Microsoft will probably defeat me again.

Later, ----Dave