Sorry, Transformer:

Our world, due to political correctness has evolved into a bunch of weasels and wombats looking for an excuse to scream at old men for not using the correct terminology when addressing someone, especially womenfolk. Sorry if I offended you... or you thought I was inquiring about your marital status. I've been married (to the same sweet lady) for more than fifty years now. If you wonder how I should be addressed or referred to: "Your Nothingness" works for me! Laughing uncontrollably! ----Dave