My wife never talks to me anyway , So it's like being single . Friends with benefits or some bullshit like that. Mistress ? Who can afford them in this economy ? Burner phones , Motel 6 charges ? To much work . I want you to leave your wife and marry me . Marry you why do you think I'm with you ? I never liked marriage in the first place. I don't know how the Mormons did it and 15 wives . Can you imagine pms hitting all at once ?

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