Originally Posted by bennash
Are you married ? You can't write that unless you're married . You can't hit them , Some kinda rule . So you're defenseless . You have no choice but to run and shiver

No, but have paid the bills and the dues just the same.

It gets worse. He finds a mistress, and she catches him, now he's worried she's gonna cut off his schlong

Posted my own version of it long time ago here, was received well

Last edited by Fdemetrio; 1 hour ago.