Originally Posted by bennash
Bullshit men are not afraid of their wives . I was joking ya . Yup you've never been married , Thats obvious with all that bullshit . There's only 2 scenarios here, either you've been jerking off for 60 years, or in cat houses . You'll never know the horror, I mean intimacy of marriage . Death row inmates , I mean partners . Yes I'm single . You mean your jerking off ? Why yes , but your a ashholee. Well don't say , lying is better .Are you looking for a long time relationship ? Well so am I , Lets walk on the beach . Try that. You see women laugh at us cavemen , thats how it works in marriage . We beat out chest . they know the breaking point in a normal marriage . Men are pawns. You see women dealt with the devil long time ago . Were nothing to them . Well time to go . let me know if you need more advice .

The facts are in. Real men are afraid of their wives, regardless that's the song

I haven't been alive 6o years, and I sure as hell haven't been jacking off that whole time lol.maybe half the time. Lollllll

Ive done live in girlfriend's for years at a time.

Its kinda the same, just not as final