Originally Posted by John Voorpostel
Lol...yes, that's it Dom....let me give DDS a shot ....aiming for grade 6 schoolyard clever wink


There once was a man named Dom
At the centre of le monde
His name en Francais?
Perignon he would claim
But everyone knew he was domb


Finally, a joke review of today.
We’re clown shows, and so is everybody else’s life.
Is that a ski lift on a hill? We’re in Calistoga, California — there ain’t no snow here.
Rich drunks tasting wine. They spend two weeks on vacation getting drunk in wineries and buying stupid stuff from boutique stores locals would never walk into.
One rib restaurant — it’ll cost you $4,000 for half a rack. They ain’t cooking with firewood, they’re burning hundred-dollar bills.
All the tourists are dressed in Bermuda shorts and sun hats. Gas is seven bucks a gallon. Enjoy your stay in drunk land.
“What’s this bone sticking out here?”
“I guess your ankle.”
Wives and questions.
“You know you weigh 86 pounds but got big feet.”
“Thanks a lot, you’re an assholee.”
“Why are you Asians always barefoot?”
“Tropical climate?”
“Okay... makes sense.”
“Stop slapping my head.”
“Well stop for Thai tea.”
“Where are we?”
“Calistoga. You always ask that.”
One hour later — back to Clear Lake, a mansion on the lake, and another day in the traveling circus.

Last edited by bennash; 1 hour ago.
We’re all built from the same dust and dreams,
Different roads, but the same means.