I took singing lessons from him. He sings for Suno too, but only for treats.
"Sing for the humans. Good boy."
He's in the K9 Musicians Union. Call Nashville, they know all about it. The music industry has always been a dog-eat-dog world. We just finally started hiring the dogs.
You better get in that studio, Dom. Ten years from now you'll be dead. Then it's too late.
"[naughty word removed], I'm dead? Man, this sucks. Is there HBO up here?"
"Nope. Just reruns of I Love Lucy."
"That's a little dramatic, Elvis."
I'm just busting your balls like you busted mine. Us outlaw artists are kinda assholes. It's part of the job description.
You keep telling me you've been going into studios for ten years.
Yeah, and now you're selling out to the Suno robots.
Pretty soon you'll walk into Nashville and there'll be a German Shepherd singing lead, a robot playing steel guitar, and the only human left will be standing outside saying, "Anybody need a songwriter?"
Well, that's all I got. Have a great weekend.
I need some new material anyway. These damn robot jokes are getting old.
Even the robots are starting to say, "Jesus, Elvis, write a new joke."
And while I'm at it , I'm a womanizer .Don't you people have something else to worry about like bombing brown people ? Is Mister Rogers your hero ?

Let's see roll in the hay ,bomb brown people . Sorry you lose .I'm an outlaw make love not war kinda guy .Don't hand me a M16 hand me that viagra baby . Not that I need it , I'm a stud .

Well that aint a bad joke , you people have no sense of humor . your going to die young . We decided to change Motel 6 to Motel sex . We want to be honest what this shithole is for. What do expect chandlers for 100 bucks ? . your getting plastic sheets and liking it . What is your name ? John . whats your last name . Just John . who she ? My 8th wife . Theres a condom machine next to the Ice . thanks Abdul

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thanks Dom

Last edited by bennash; 08/29/26 02:29 PM.
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