A rare appearance of an actual human being was spotted today.

Meanwhile, Elvis Nash has been injecting the Milk of Paradise (morphine), 200–250 units, into every robot he can find. He claims he kills them on his way to Safeway because his wife makes him go grocery shopping.

In other news, more political speeches have appeared on a dying forum. We're expecting yet another debate titled "Does God Exist?" any moment now, brought to you by the usual morons with college degrees.

The rest of the world responded, "We don't give a fucke."

Elvis Nash also discussed suicide today. After considering his options, he decided to die of old age. He explained that it takes a hell of a lot longer than putting a gun to your head, but affairs with younger women help fill in the time while he's waiting to die.

We wish him luck with his long-term retirement plan.

Molly Ivins the famous colmusist did agree and she said I never gave a fucke either what people thought of me. I'll destroy you corrupt people and make you bleed in the streets . Thanks Molly were hoping you love heaven . Oh I am I could not wait to get the fucke off earth .
Tune in tomorrow on the brutal truth you don't wanna miss . She was beyond brutal . That was one tuff broad .

And finally, she really is a good singer, John.

Last edited by bennash; 10/12/26 09:51 PM.
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