Okay, here it is. I don't know if I'm brave enough to perform this in public, but I'll have one more week to decide--our Friday Night Group will be playing on the 16th, the day before St. Patrick's Day.

I have tried to be historically accurate without giving too mmuch detail. I wanted to capture the spirit of the occasion, as it were. This is not Celtic music (our saw player likes to play Celtic music, and this is definitely not it). I figured if you got the snakes, man, you got the blues.

No, I have not recorded it.

Joe

z[4/4, mod. fast & happy blues]

INVITATION TO ST. PATRICK
–J. Wrabek

CHORUS:
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink green beer, and you can chase away my snakes.

1.
I'm on an island in the middle of the sea;
I'm on an island in the middle of the sea;
Be a saint, dear Paddy, come over here and rescue me.

CHORUS:
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink green beer, and you can chase away my snakes.

2.
I got sankes, Saint Paddy, as far as the eye can see;
I got snakes, Saint Paddy, as far as the eye can see;
I need a man with some herpetology.

CHORUS:
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink green beer, and you can chase away my snakes.

3.
I'm ready for religion–bring your Bible, please;
I'm ready for religion–bring your Bible, please;
We can talk about it after you are done convertin' me.

CHORUS:
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink green beer, and you can chase away my snakes.

4.
We can have a parade–I'll show you off to all my friends;
We can have a parade–I'll show you off to all my friends;
And Say "Be nice to Saint Paddy, or them snakes is comin' back again."

CHORUS:
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
Saint Paddy, why'ncha come over to my place?
We can drink green beer, and you can chase away my snakes.

[ENDS WITH LEAD BREAK, WITH VOICE-OVER, SAYING THINGS LIKE:
Hey, Paddy, have you seen my... GARTER snakes?
How ‘bout my WATER MOCCASINS?
What you think of this BOA?
Hey, Paddy?

(C) 2007 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd. All the usual rights reserved just in case. No snakes were harmed in the writing of this song.