Howdy Dawggy...

The title of this one sorta suckered me in...but as cute as it is, I kinda felt compelled to respond in kind, although I AM being kind. [Linked Image] I considered comparing the singer in this to the sculpture of David, but did not wish to point out what was lacking there, as I DO retain some modicum of tact. [Linked Image]

Bobbie

I do appreciate your sweetest thoughts
And I know just what you mean
But without arms I fear, my dear
I could not cook nor clean
There'd be no way to hold you close
When you turned out the light
And if you sewed my sweet lips closed
How could I kiss you fond good night?

The lovely Venus was, my dear,
A sculpture made of stone
Though lovely to gaze upon
You need real flesh and bone
That her beauty's won so many hearts
Is a well established fact
But come over here, my dear
And I'll show you what she lacked.


They'll tell you success in the music biz is all about who you know...but the truth is...it's about who knows you.

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