Mike, boarding houses are a thing of the past down here, but before tourism, when the packing houses and agriculture were king, we had plenty. When I was a kid, my best friends grandmother ran a boarding house. A two story house with a bathroom on each floor/bathtub. The ladies room on the second floor. I spent many nights over there and got to know the police. We had a blast as kids watching the adult transients come and go. Especially their behavior. The Grandma's name was "Moe". She was an Ironwoman and kept a clean house, but a few miscreants would sneak by but would be dealt with accordingly by "Moe" or the cops.

Mark, did you really work at a smut shop?

Scott, Sean Connery and Rod Stewart worked at Cemeteries.

Marc, That's a dirty job.

Ricki, Thousand Island dressing seems to be every one's "Special sauce" i.e. "Big Mac".
Glad that you are inept at fast food. You are ept at music, so stay with music and forget about a future serving burgers and spilling things.