Wow, great job, Noel. I have 2 that come to mind.

First, I worked for the town when I was 17 at the sewage treatment facility. Back then after chemically treating the turds they were swished into a green house to harden and crack like an old dried up river bed. We had to go in with wheel barrows, pitch forks and shovels and shovel the sh## out. It must have been 120 degrees in there. We got so crazy we started having sh## fights throwing the stuff and breaking the greenhouse glass. 2 guys were removed from that duty and sent to clear away the weeds around the fence perimeter. We were eating lunch, when the 2 guys came back, one had poison ivy on his genitals and the other one on his mouth. LOL and LOL. They never did come back to work again.
They removed me from turd clean up to turd inspection. I had to keep an eye on the main sewer intake and fish out all the rubbers with a pole. They tended to clog the pipes.
Another bad job was pigeon sh## removal from soffit return boxes so they could be capped in aluminum. Sometimes that dung was 2" deep, 2 stories up on a ladder. The guy that left his cheese steak in the bed of my truck for 3 weeks, was responsible for that job. LOL.

John Marnie: Drummer and singer in
"Too Little Time" Band:
http://www.TooLittleTime.net